Her sicknesses are making me ill — Dear Jenny, I desperately need your advice. Like, so desperately that if you don’t assist me I might end up calling my coworker the c-word, get hoofed from my job, and end up living in an old apple crate under the nearest bridge. Please help me avoid an unbathed, pillow-less…

A 50-year-old feminist shamefully admits defeat — I’ve been a feminist since before that Women’s Studies degree was framed and hung on my wall. In high school, our sociology group designed a life-size poster of a large-breasted, tiny-waisted Barbie with stars in her eyes. “I’m so happy to be a mother and a slave to my husband,”…

Could anything else go wrong? — Play along. Write us a “Day in the Life of Doctor Funny ER”. From whatever perspective you like! You can be a doctor, patient, or the person who gets to wipe the stool samples off the bathroom stall. Just tell us what you saw, heard, or licked in the ER…

You don’t even need to take a number — If your country is anything like mine, it’s hard to find baby pablum, integrity, or a personal physician. But I’m a problem solver. As well as a Doctor who received my hard-earned license from the School of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier). Hey, what can I say other than it’s…

“They” say I shouldn’t leave my gaffers but… — One person’s blueprint or way of doing things isn’t the way the whole world should do it. Kelly Winder I went on a trip. For almost 3 weeks. Without my kids. My teenagers were on their own. Well, sort of. Between grandparents and family friends my 14- and 16-year-old were…

But he’s prepared to explain why — Dearest Big Boss Nick, I can explain. Honestly! I just get tired of always being the one to do the right thing. Yes, yes, I know you always tell me how fame comes at a cost. I haven’t forgotten how often you, with your booming voice, have quoted Roosevelt’s famous…

Get ready to be your best you — “Christmas only means something if you’re wearing Vera Wang.” Coco Chanel — not really. While scrolling Pexels and Unsplash I made a fortunate discovery. Just in time for Christmas morning. Phew. I had typed in “Christmas + mom” in search of a photo to accompany an article I was working…