I’m The Tree That Can Take A Sh*t Kickin’

Twisted and practical, this is the tree I would be

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash

I am Gnarly.

In the 1980s jelly shoes softened your step, bangs were meant to reach the very top of the Eiffel Tower, and Gnarly was one expression for being cool. I am Gnarly. But not in that way.