SURPRISES WITH AGE

Getting Older Me Asks: What Now???

What else is my body gonna do to me?

Jennifer McDougall
The Land of the Forgotten
2 min readAug 2, 2023

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That tattoo is actually a skin tag. And I plan to use this paddle to beat it off me. And yes, I AM delusional enough to think I look like this chick. Photo by Christian GAFENESCH on Unsplash.

I see them.

Sitting on the deck, my eyes wander from the piece I’m editing to the dog leaving pathways of lick-spit on my forearms. The sun reflects off the saliva and it really is quite pretty. Just then, a vehicle on the roadway honks repeatedly and the dog…

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Jennifer McDougall
The Land of the Forgotten

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.