Ashley Madison Has Ruined Me For Real World Dating

Things are done differently with single folk, aren’t they?

Jennifer McDougall
The Scarlett Letter
5 min readDec 16, 2021

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You know it’s a real date because they’re in public. Photo by cottonbro from Pexels

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When you’re on Ashley Madison (AM) you’re looking for one thing. It’s not a ring – unless cock rings count. It’s not a commitment – unless that definition includes your signed agreement to pay your Mastercard charges for hotel stays. So for…

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Jennifer McDougall
The Scarlett Letter

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.