Blood smears her chin, arching from knife-tip to elegant, pale throat. More beautiful in death.
“Hm,” he utters. “You’re really dead?”
Despite many letters after her name, she didn’t see it coming. Holding doors, sweeping floors, goodnight kisses sweeter every damn time. …
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Fuck This. ”
You’ve heard about choosing a word for the year ahead and then orchestrating your life around it, right? It’s a concept that I discovered last year while scrolling Twitter. And I’m seeing all sorts of beginning-of-resolution-time articles about it here…
We’re all just talking, singing, writing pieces of meat gravity bound to a space rock hurtling into the nothingness of space. Hogan Torah
First off, let’s clear the air, which in my house smells more like rancid teenage buttholes than I care to admit — I do not have a…
Phew. Christmas is finished. The nativity scene is re-packed in its box, the donkey missing an ear thanks to a run-in with our cat. Ornaments and a rainbow string of lights are tucked back amongst the poinsettia-imprinted tea towels that never even escaped the Rubbermaid this year. …
Lucky you if this was the year you wanted to be sure your sexless spouse didn’t shove their genitals in anyone else’s face. Covid has become your trusty anti-infidelity assistant.
Covid is good at some things. Killing folks, bankrupting small businesses, skyhighing the divorce rate, and brewing loneliness. It’s manufactured…
Let’s just start this by stating that my husband and his now-92-year-old great aunt have a very bizarre relationship. Now to her 80th birthday party.
The church basement was filled with balloons and laughter. Cousin’s kids whose names I can never remember played tag amongst the skirt bottoms of friends…
“Marriage is like a date that never ends.” Tracey Folly
WHAT? I read Tracey Folly’s article about her pal’s really bad advice on marriage being like a lifelong date – and my initial reaction, after wiping vomit off my chin, of course, was, Are you flippin’ kidding me?
First off…
“The logical thing for an unfaithful individual to do is to just give up and shift attention back to his or her life-partner.” Scott Haltzman
Oh, misguided and naive Cherub Haltzman, I read your article called “Infidelity in the Days of COVID-19”. How sweet that you think re-connecting with your…
Got a few spare moments? Of course, none of us do. But we can pretend. So imagine you have five unplanned minutes. What will you do?
Rock it out to one of your fav Boy George songs? Struggle out a few pushups? Check ‘re-pot snake plant’ off your Honey-Do list…
